I’m sure that during your morning bowel movement, you asked yourself, “I wonder what Hottie, the trick who microwaved raw chicken, from Flavor of Love is up to?” Well, ask and you shall receive. Hottie has covered up her naturally blonde locks, reeled in her “STAINS on crack” eyes and stripped down to serenade you with her version of “Amazing Grace.”
During the first minute, I think she’s passing a few basketball-sized kidney stones through her pee-hole, but then she really throws her hands on the casket and gets right into it. And when she does, I feel like I need to pass a kidney stone. I mean, she should not be doing that. People are trying to sleep!
If you make it to the end of the clip and have the urge to “learn more about this artist” by e-mailing her, please e-mail Jesus instead, because you need help!