New for Halloween this year: the Sad-O-Lantern – Hard. Hat
In just a few seconds, Sue is going to realize her boyfriend went to Spencer’s yesterday and bought her the new Sham-Wow Bikini. – Burnt Reynolds
I’ve often wondered about the ones that the “Deadliest Catch” crab fisherman threw back into the water. – Sluttsville
When traffic cones go to hell – Sweetas
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