Say Something Nice

April 28, 2009 / Posted by:

99.9999% of the meth-faced lot lizards on Cops look fresher and sexier than Pamela Anderson, so what more is there to say? The only way she would look better is if she had a giant F- from the Environmental Health Department stamped on her forehead. Oh, wait. I’m supposed to say something nice. Okay…um…

Well, Pamela’s face reminds me of the time I got really boozed up at Christmas on some rancid egg nog. I ended up passing out face first in a puddle of my own vom on the bathroom floor. When I woke up a few hours later with a face covered in egg nog barf, I looked into the mirror and all I could do was laugh to keep from crying. It really was the best Christmas ever, so thanks to Pam for bringing that beautiful memory back. See, that’s nice!

Here’s a rotten piece of salmon at the opening of a stripper/steakhouse in NYC last night. Yup, she really showed up.

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