This is the status note international supermodel and Hot Babe of the Millenium, Phoebe Price, just left on her Facebook. There’s no time to cry! Pray that not one cutlet was harmed on PP or Mama Cutlet’s beautiful faces. Not one.
Drop whatever dick you’re sucking, run to the freezer, get out all your chicken cutlets and carefully place them around your Phoebe Price shrine. If you don’t already have a PP shrine, slap yourself and then create one fast. All together now! Light all the candles, hold two cutlets and pray, pose, pray, pose, pray, pose, pose, pray….