Jacko Is Always Prepared

April 28, 2009 / Posted by:

I’ve always made fun of Jacko by saying that he only wears a mask, because if he doesn’t his nose will pop off and roll into the gutter never to be heard from again. Look who’s having the last fucking laugh now! Well, he’s probably just laughing on the inside, because he laughs on the outside his nose will pop off and roll…..you know the rest.

While sucio pigs are going crazy infecting us all with their stank, Jacko is keeping calm, because he knew this was coming. We’re the ones who look like asses now. Jacko knows it all.

On the real, he has no idea what swine flu is, right? Shit, does he even have any idea he’s still living on planet earth? Jacko is permanently on “David After Dentist” mode.

Here’s Jacko with his children, who are paying homage to Eyes Wide Shut, shopping at Ed Hardy in West Hollywood yesterday.

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