Give A Dog A Bone

April 28, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The island of Maui is still getting violated by HoHan and company. Yesterday, HoHan actually bathed herself in some tide pool with her sister Benjamina Button and other friends. HoHan also made friends with an island dog! Well, it was a one-sided friendship. Methinks he was just waiting for the greasy bone to stop moving so he could bite into it. Luckily, he didn’t get his chance or he’d be spitting out dried crack fungus and fan tan smegma for the rest of the week.

I know I keep saying that HoHan looks like her diet consists of coke balls, Red Bull, nicotine and Juciy Fruit, but does she really look that beat? I mean, yes she’s a crack hit away from looking like a post-Blaaaake Wino and I can count all her rib bones without my contacts on, but is it that bad? Take a good look. A good look…… Okay it is. Now I know why we eat food.

Here’s more of my own, my love, my precioussssssssss in Hawaii.

Tags: Crackheads, Fergie, Skinny Bones Jones, Small Ones

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