It all started out as an ordinary Saturday for the always-sexy Dorothy and Lavern Utley of Waterford Township, Michigan. They set up their booth at a local flea market and placed their 6lb chihuahua, Tinker Bell, on the trailer platform when an evil 70-mph wind swept that bitch up and blew her far away! That little chewy-hoo-ha went flying through the air like a Frisbee! This one of the only times I’d be okay with the government putting cameras on every corner to watch our every move, because this magical and hilarious moment needed to be caught on tape!
The Utleys spent the next two days frantically searching for their beloved Tinker Bell. They were so desperate that they decided to seek the services of a pet SLYCIC. It’s hard to believe, but the pet psychic’s skills actually worked. She found Tinker Bell in a wooded area about a mile from the flea market. Dorothy said that despite being hongray and dirty, Tinker Bell was absolutely fine. Tinker Bell went wild when she was reunited with her owners. Poor Tink. She probably cried herself to sleep, because she didn’t have Dorothy’s gorgeous cholita eyebrows to gaze into before bedtime. Tink snuggled next to fallen pine needles pretending they were Dorothy’s eyebrows, but it wasn’t the same. I’m happy they are all back together.
And somewhere in the world, Parasite Hilton’s Tinkerbell is looking up at the sky and thinking, “TAKE ME, WIIIIND…TAKE ME….”
Source: Daily Mail (Thanks Sluttsville)