Afternoon Crumbs

April 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston is kissing a real-life man…. who isn’t made out of plastic… and isn’t wearing a picture of Brad Pitt on his face! And not just any man, but Jason Fucking Bateman! – Lainey Gossip

Do you really want to hurt me with that eyeshadow, Xtina? – Hollywood Tuna

What What In The Butt: Israeli Army Soldier-style – Towleroad

CLOSE THE BORDERS: Heidi and Spencer are basking in the swine flu air in Mexico – Egotastic!

RPattz and Brooke Shields are totally doing it – Popsugar

She-pig is one sexy swine – Best Week Ever

Megan Fox wearing almost every sorority girl’s Whore-o-ween costume – Popoholic

Scary Spice indeed and I’m referring to her abs (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Thee BITCH is about to retire – Hollywood Rag

Carol Channing Tatum O’Neal might be in a Twilight movie – Just Jared

Swine flu buzzkill – Cityrag

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