Kim Kardassian looked like she got brutally attacked by a gang of Sun-In bottles as she walked the ho stroll in NYC yesterday. I would accept this kind of hair from a junior high-school cholita with big dreams of becoming a blonde, but Kim has enough coins in the bank to pay for a dye job that doesn’t look like it was done with a garden hose and generic-brand bleach from Food 4 Less. This mess makes Kim look like a fried government cheese version of JLo.
And I don’t think it will make Kim K happy knowing that her new frizzled panko hair makes her “size 2” ass look fat.
UPDATE: Bamboozled! Kim says on her site that it’s just a wig. You can come off the ledge now.