Stepford Katie Without Her Creator

April 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Stepford Katie showed up to the Independent Filmmaker Project in NYC yesterday without her two masters: Tommy Girl or Suri. Something in the barley water ain’t clean! How long has it been since Katie has had that mini-butt plug of a man at her side? Hmmm…..

Either there’s a little truth to the rumors that she’s finally broken out of her robot shell and is getting ready to run through the fields of freedom or the transformation is finally complete! Tommy and Katie are the same crazy alien! If you stare deep into Stepford Katie’s glazed eyes and into her hard drive, do you see a moving picture of David Beckham with all his panties off doing the dick slappy dance? Oh my Xenu! Tommy Girl lives in Stepford Katie! He has finally become the WOMAN he has always wanted to be thanks to Katie’s body. Two become Tommy Girl! This is GLIB!

This would also explain Katie’s brown lip liner. You know how Tommy Girl loves a little brown on his lips. Nope, don’t even think of taking a baby wipe it.

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