You know Suri Cruise spends her days running around a table in her playroom to prepare herself for the moment when she’ll finally be able to make a break for it. Can’t you picture homegirl stretching and working on her breathing? Well, Suri’s going to have to keep working at it, because one of her first escape attempts was thwarted! I guess chasing all that ass down in his Scientology dungeon, has made Tommy Girl pretty fast. Suri, that was just a test run. You’ll get it next time.
Here’s more of Suri trying to quit that bitch while out for a walk with Tommy and Connor in Beverly Hills.