Ooooooh, Someone At British Airways Is In Trouble!

Sad Clown Baby’s daddy j’e’ was about to get his ass on a British Airways flight to London on Sunday when an employee told him to cover up his face all ten million of his arm tattoos or else he wouldn’t be able to fly. Joel Madden Twittered about the whole ordeal. Eventually, Joel gave in by covering up, so he could make his flight. British Airways hates tattoo people. Yes, discrimination still exists today. Fight the man!

British Airways tells TMZ that they are flab-flab-flabbergasted about this ridiculousness. They have called for the head of the employee who forced Joel to cover up his art and made him cry in the corner. A rep said, “We don’t understand why the employee took it upon himself to enforce regulations that don’t exist.”

In the employee’s defense, he probably recognized Joel Madden as Benji’s brother. The same Benji Madden who used to stick his peen into Wonky McValtrex’s toxic dump vagina. Unfortunately for Joel, in some countries guilt by association will land you in quarantine. The employee was just thinking of the innocent people on the plane! Or maybe the employee’s ex-girlfriend told him she was fucking his brother while a Good Charlotte song was playing and now he has hate in his heart for the band forever. Yeah, probably the latter.