Three wonders of the world, the Brangie holy family, Dunkin’ Donuts and Niagara Falls, collided over the weekend and Earth managed to survive!!
While visiting the Canadian side of Niagara Falls, Brad, Maddox, Pax and his parents tried to camouflage their greatness by wearing Maid of the Mist ponchos, but it didn’t work. Tourists went crazy. Some threw themselves into the falls, others just dropped dead and one crazy found the nearest zoo and fed herself to the polar bears. Brad and the boys tried to enjoy the falls, but it was kind of hard, because every time they got too close, the water started going up instead of down. The drops wanted to be closer to the deities.
Earlier in the day, Brad and the boys went to Dunkin’ Donuts! How long before that Dunkin’ Donuts goes on eBay since it’s filled with holy oxygen now? Shit, a hardcore Brangaloonie would sell their babies (I’m talking to you, OctoMommy) just to own an Apple Fritter covered in Pitt saliva.