Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 27, 2009 / Posted by:

This top celebrity makes a big deal out of talking about motherhood and how much time she spends being a good mom. She would lead you to believe that she dotes on her children and takes an active role in their lives. Not so. When the kid/s were little, she only changed about one out of every hundred diapers. The kid/s are being raised by a small army of nannies. Our star has limited contact with them except during photo opportunities, which are always staged with her carrying the child/ren, even if they are big enough to walk on their own. Why? Because she thinks that carrying a child makes her look motherly and “likable”. (Blind Gossip)

Okay, okay it’s not OctoMommy. The day she is considered a “top celebrity” and “star,” is the day the entire media needs to shut down and we should all go back to living like the pilgrims did. Anyway, my guess is Vadge?

Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is? (Gatecrasher)

Susan Boyle or Jessica Simpson?

This dirty older star tells airport security that he has a pacemaker, so he has to be hand screened. The real reason? He enjoys the personal attention from the lady that does the screening. He’s careful to choose the line with the woman he finds most attractive. He must get off on the kinky side of it, because our star could definitely afford to buy it if he wasn’t getting it at home. It’s not Bruce Willis! (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

The bigger question is have you ever seen a hot security bitch at the airport?! And they usually look like they want to rip off your genitals with their eyes. My guess is The Hoff, Alec Baldwin or James Woods?

This B list actress/singer tweener is a little older than the characters she portrays. She is tired of studios, managers, and agents telling her what to do and so as her first order of business with her new self she kicked her “boyfriend” to the curb. Oh, she likes guys, she just didn’t want the arranged “boyfriend” any longer. (CDAN)

Vanessa Hudgens? She was tired of sharing her MAC Lip Glass.

This tweener actor on a hit show needs to get off the coke that was introduced to him by a former tween actor, and now, unemployed drug addict on the same network.

I have no clue. Kelly Taylor’s baby, Sammy, on 90210?

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