File this under: Why am I even wasting bandwidth on this hot-blooded douchery? Yeah, brilliant question. I’m just doing this crap to get it out of my inbox and into the compost pile where it belongs.
Yesterday afternoon, those of you that live in the Los Angeles area were probably wondering why the air smelled like a dirty tampon lying in a dumpster on a scorching hot August afternoon. The answer is simple: Heidi and Spencer got “married” in Pasadena for like the ten millionth time or something. Surprisingly, the activists that believe marriage should only be between a man and a woman did not picket this wedding! I mean, this was not a wedding between a man and a woman. Shit, it wasn’t even a wedding between a human and a human.
I won’t make you dry heavey with the details. I’m sure you just want to know if either a) they both turned into a pile of ass dust after kissing in a church, b) a flock of doves pecked their eyes out as they left the church or c) instead of tossing the bouquet, both Heidi and Spencer tossed their reproductive organs into a pit filled with hongray wolves. None of these things happened, because the world is a cruel and ugly place.
If you are really hating yourself this morning and want to see pictures, just google “I should be shot for googling this” and VOILA!