Open Post: Hosted By Sheyla Hershey

April 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Do you remember Sheyla Hershey? She was the gorgeous natural beauty who always dreamed of having chichis each the size of a bloated sumo wrestler who hasn’t went poopy in weeks? Sheyla wanted to have MMM implants put in, but nobody would do it in the U.S, because it will kill you. So she rolled the life dice and had those suckers installed in Brazil. Sheyla lived to the tale! Although, she almost died a couple of times, because her Goodyear titty balls crushed her lungs.

Well, Sheyla is back where she belongs, in the spotlight! She was on The Insider last night and she’s 7-months pregnant! Once again, Sheyla might die. You see, Sheyla has heart problems which really isn’t shocking seeing as though she has an entire class of fat kids sitting on her heart. Per doctor’s orders, Sheyla had her MMMs taken out while she’s pregnant. She plans to have them put back in after she gives birth.

But wait, there’s more! Sheyla had a tummy tuck before she got knocked up, so her baby girl is all smooshed in there which could cause complications later. Sheyla is basically going to give birth to a pancake.

Let me ask a question. Is having a pair of magnificent chichis really worth all of this pain and suffering? DUHHH!!!!

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