During Brit Brit’s “I Kin Move Mah Lips An’ Wave Mah Hans” show in Oakland the other night, one of her extensions broke free of the track and made a break for it. Methinks it took the line “out of my head” as its cue. The extension is now on a Greyhound bus to Miami where it plans to shake the jerky dust off of itself. It won’t go far, though. When it crosses through Atlanta, Kim Zolciak’s mangy beast wig will trap that ho and make it parts of its harem.
It’s totally weird, but nothing makes me more happy than seeing a busted ass weave track or extension lying on the street. It confirms to me that broke down skank hos still exist in the real world and that makes me happy.
P.S. – What in Monday-to-Friday Helsinki is going on in that clip? It’s like a scene out of HBO’s Real Sex from the 80s.