Kill, Kill, Kill

April 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Who is the biggest queef in this picture? I really can’t decide. The only thing missing is the smoke monster from Lost directly behind them ready to pounce. And by the look on Spencer Twatt’s face, his yes-yes is getting a visit from a fisty friend. Blago is guilty as charged!

This is a promo picture for NBC’s reality shit show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!. Yes, this is a picture released by the network in order to get you to watch these people on your television. This picture is about as enticing as….well….as a reality show starring these three completely full barf bags.

NBC announced 7 of the 10 “celebrities(???)” that will tossed in the middle of a jungle in Costa Rica. So far, the cast includes Twit, Twat, Janice Dickinson, Sanjaya, Stephen Baldwin, John Salley and Torrie Wilson. Basically, the “who’s who WHO no really WHO?!” of Hollywood. Blago was supposed to be a part of the cast, but a judge ixnayed that plan. NBC says they will use Blago in some way even though he can’t go to Costa Rica. Hopefully, they are saving him for the spin-off, “Somali Pirate Master.”

Here’s some pictures from today’s press conference about this mess. When Janice D is the most famous person in a show, you know there’s a problem.

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