Kate Moss Is Ripped

April 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Moss woke up at 6pm the other day and thought to herself, “Tonight, I want to look like the lounge singer love child of an episode of Star Trek from the 80s and the movie Xanadu as seen through the eyes of Sasha Fierce.” Balmain granted Kate’s wish and she thanked them by ripping that shit up at 4am after a night of saucing and snorting. Although, maybe Kate’s drunktardian ways had nothing to do with her wrecking that dress. I mean, she was in the company of an extral-large vanillasicle milkshake. David Walliams’ hotness will make any ho split their pants, panties, dress and ass. Bitch can give you an extra ass crack!

Look at the last thumbnail below. David caught a glimpse of his sexiness in the rear-view mirror which caused him to jizz his own pants. Even he is not safe.

Tags: Drunks, Hotness, Kate Moss, Talk Shows, Theater

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