Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This A list movie actor who was also a star on television has a scene in a recent movie where he strips down to his underwear. Because of the lighting no one noticed anything amiss. It was only when the movie was being edited that his penile piercing was noticed through the underwear. A large piercing that had to be digitally removed. (CDAN)

That’s Prince Albert above and this blind item is obviously dedicated to his kinky ass. I have no idea with this one. I thought of Ashton Kutcher, but that dick bag isn’t exactly A list. Other guesses include Woody Harrleson, Johnny Depp or Jamie Foxx?

Which closeted — and married — actor almost had his cover blown when he hit on a straight man in a sauna? Word is the offended dude is now quite wealthy, thanks to a payoff. (Gatecrasher)

Pass me the bag that says “down low peen lovers” and let’s reach inside. This could be John Travolta? Tommy Girl? Will Smith? Hugh Jackman? Etc….

Which young, up-and-coming and freshly engaged Hollywood couple are already arguing – over the terms of the contract they both signed to stay together for at least one year while rumors around his sex life die down, and while her management try just one more time to get her established as a movie rather than a TV actress? (Popbitch)

That chick from The OC and that dude who ruined Darth Vadar?