The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 22nd!

April 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Sir Paul McCartney’s Mom left the royal ball a bit early. Moments later Heather Mills was heard shrieking from above, “Where the hell’s my fucking leg?!” – NitWitty

Runners-up:

What? Grandma Hilton needed a job and Paris needed some help hoisting her tampons. – Sweetas

Joan Rivers has had so many plastic surgeries, she is now wearing her labia on her head. – ChubbyWubby

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