Susan Boyle Lied To Us All!

April 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Before a rainbow came blowing out of Susan Boyle’s beautiful mouth on Britain’s Got Talent a couple of weeks ago, she told the judges that she was a virgin who can’t drive. No, she told the judges she had never been kissed or went out on a real date. Well, she was just making funnies! Susan told Extra’s Terri Seymour, “It was meant as a joke…I’ve got a wicked sense of humor, you know!” THAT SLUT!

Even though Susan has revealed that she’s pretty much the town tramp, she laughed off the rumor that she’s going to lose her cherry in a fuck film, “The one where I’m willing to take my clothes off for a million dollars…Really crazy!

Susan won’t be doing any kind of eyebrow fetish movies anytime soon, but she is considering a million other offers, “The most exciting offer so far has been a trip to Hollywood to make a film…There is talk about it…It’s only rumors right now.”

Yes, Susan! Put your harlot ass on a plane and come to America! We will be married, so you can become an American citizen and immediately be submitted as a last minute contestant on American Idol! Your magical waterfall voice will knock the 50 tons of foundation right off of Adam Lambert’s face!

VIA HuffPo

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