Gin Is In The Air

April 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Today through Saturday, hos in London will be able to pay £5 an hour to stand inside a bar and breathe in gin air. That’s what the waiting room in heaven is like. Now, if gin mist isn’t strong enough for you, run your ass over to St. Lucia and get Wino to sneeze in your face. But if gin mist will do the trick, then go to “Alcoholic Architecture.”

Fast Company says that gin mist will eff up your clothes, so you have to put on a plastic suit before you go inside. Once inside, you stand around while gin mist is sprayed through the air. Apparently, standing there for 40 long minutes is the equivalent to drinking one strong gin cocktail. The creators chose Hendricks gin, because it’s fresh and smells like plants or something.

Basically, this is like hot boxing, but with gin instead of the good green shit, right? Now, do you get to drink gin as well as breath it in? Because just picture a group of bitches standing around without a drink in their hand to shut them up. Sometimes I push drinks on mouthy skanks, so they can stick a rim on their lips and stop talking. After 20 minutes of not getting drunk by breathing in booze vapors, I’d sniff out the source and stick my mouth on the damn mister. 40 minutes sober in a bar feels like ten lifetimes to a drunk!

I don’t know if this concept works for a bar, but it works for everywhere else they don’t serve booze. I mean, gin mist at the DMV, the dentist and church? Genius.

(Thanks Joanne)

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