Blasphemy! The World’s Largest Cheeto NOT Consumed By Brit Brit

April 23, 2009 / Posted by:

It was hard for me to watch this video without knowing exactly why in Chester Cheetah dingle Hell Brit Brit is not the one eating the world’s largest Cheeto?! This I don’t understand. For some reason, Cheeto sent over the world’s largest block processed powdered cheese to Gizmodo. Adam took it upon himself to slowly devour the whole thing. If Brit Brit ever sees this, she might electrocute herself from licking the monitor so hard.

Seriously, maybe the world’s largest Cheeto looked too much like her lil’ Cheetolings right after they were born and she thought that was weird, so she turned it down? Because that deliciousness has her name written all over it. I’m not joking. If you look really close you can see her initials.

Anyway, Adam actually finished the whole thing. When he did, his mouth looked like he just licked on Prince Hot Ginge’s ass. I’m jealous!

(Thanks Rose)

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