The First Lady Of Camerooon And A Dirty Poon

April 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Who is responsible for this dark-sided fuckery right here? Off with their head and throw it into a wicker basket! Obviously, nobody briefed The First Lady of Camerooon, Chantal Biya, that she was posing next to thee most diseased and disgusting boils on humanity’s asshole. Although, Chantal is giving Wonky McValtrex the “My private lion den is starting to itch and you’re to blame” side-eye, so she might know what’s up. Camer-ooooouch.

Poor Chantal. Think of all the crotch maggots that have crawled out of Wonky’s acid-spewing black hole and made their way into Chantal’s luscious mane of wonder. Chantal better stop by Hazmat to cleanse herself of Wonky’s stank before she makes her way back to Africa.

Here’s the most glamorous woman in the world and the most wretched piece of trash in the world at The First Ladies of Africa event in Beverly Hills last night. I mean, what in pussy rotting Hell was Wonky doing there?

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