Please curtsy before this refined and pristine lady! This portrait is like the modern day Mona Lisa, right? This striking work of art came about after 25-year-old Nicole Marty of Long Island was arrested after she got high, got in her car and crashed it into a pole with her 9-year-old in the passenger seat. Being the elegant lady that she is, Nicole also beat on a cop at the hospital. Doesn’t she just make you want to cross your legs and pick up a teacup with your pinky sticking out?
25 with a 9 year old says everything and more. So does the face that looks like it’s been living in a cave on an old nuclear testing zone
That being said, If I had a mug shot, I’d want it to look like this (sans the “my daddy is also my brother” face).
VIA Smoking Gun