Morning Wood

April 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Get it, bitch: Helen Mirren destroys tricks half her age – Socialite Life

I wonder if Miss California’s bible says “thou shalt suck the dick of a stoner” – Celebitchy

Chace Crawford tries to dirty up his purdy unicorn face – Popbytes

It makes me a little sad that Tim Gunn doesn’t have a sweet someone to cuddle up to his silver den at night – SOW

John Mayer isn’t over it – Holy Moly!

Your muthah and me are fucking done professionally! – ICYDK

Jesse Metcalfe is moving to London where they appreciate a big, fat rack – I’m Not Obsessed

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