Evan Rachel Wood On True Blood

April 22, 2009 / Posted by:

If you didn’t watch the first season of True Blood, then Netflix that shit or suck a dick for a copy. That shit is good. I’ve been practically foaming at the ass (DON’T) for season 2 which starts in June. Well, Michael Ausiello says that Marilyn Manson’s current bone polisher (they’re back together, I hear) has signed up for 2 episodes.

Evan Rachel Wood will play Sophie-Anne, the 500-year-old Vampire Queen of Louisiana. In the books, Sophie-Anne is a 15-year-old French girl when she becomes a vampire.

Evan Rachel Wood looks like she sleeps in a buried coffin and she has the acting skills of a human body devoid of all working organs, so this sounds like a match to me! I just hope they dub her voice. I gladly put up with Anna Paquin’s horrific cartoon-like Southern accent on that show, but I won’t stand for Evan Rachel’s! Bitch is probably going to sound like a Southern Count von Count. Dreadful!

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