Why Can’t All Us Hos Get Along?

Stories like this really makes me hurt for my slut people. Listen to this tragic story: 52-year-old Jo Ellen Nolan recently lost her job, so in order to pay her bills, she took a job peddling her saggy nalgas at Club 1245 in Akron, Ohio. Ole’ girl was all ready to make a few bucks so she could take her ass home to a warm compress and a cup of Benefiber, when some trick ass stripper started sassing her!

Jo Ellen said the skank was on her ass, because she didn’t want another ho getting in the way of her money. The argument led to the skank beating Jo Ellen with a stiletto! Jo Ellen was taken to the nearest hospital and treated for wounds to her head. Sadly, that was her last day as a titty merchant. She said, “I’ve learned my lesson. I think I was just being stupid anyway. I just have to go to a temporary service or keep looking for a job. That was just an easy way out and it turned out to be H-E-double-L.”

Police are trying to find the other stripper. The only lead they have is that she goes by the name of “Beautiful.” With a stripper name like that, she’s probably the ugliest bitch in Akron.

Why can’t all us whores stick together as one? When another bitch needs you to hold her hair while she’s sucking cock in the back room of a club, you do that for her. When she has a tampon string hanging out of her cooch and she’s about to shake her shit for a group of creepy ass men, you point that shit out! Times are tough, but you should always help a fellow whore out! Sluts unite!

Source: Fox 8 (Thanks Mia)