The Chenbot Will Spawn

April 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Stepford Katie won’t be the only inanimate object with a child, because Julie Chen announced this morning that she’s knocked up. The 39-year-old Asian robot host of Big Brother and The Early Show said that she’s due in October. This is her first baby bot with husband and boss Les Moonves. 60-year-old Les already has three big ass children of his own from his first wife. The same wife he left The Chenbot for! He couldn’t resist her animatronic cooch.

The Chenbot said that being knocked up will not slow her down. She will host Big Brother this summer as planned. Chenbot should really just rest her nuts and bolts. CBS can use a hologram to host that shit instead. NOBODY will notice. BUT FIRST!

And The Chenbot is totally going to pop out a giant plastic head covered in foundation. Don’t be surprised.

VIA HuffPo

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