Kelly Bensimon’s Titties Are Trying To Quit Her

April 21, 2009 / Posted by:

These pictures of Kelly Bensimon’s seizure victim tittays are from September ’08, but when I saw them on Best Week Ever and B-Side Blog, I had to share them with you. I know that after you listen to Kelly’s sandpaper-on-a-chalkboard voice scream “highly inappropriate” a million times on The Real Housewives of New York, you take an old gym bag into the corner and quietly kick at it while pretending it’s Kelly’s face. You’re not alone in that feeling, because her chichis feel the same. Look at them. They obviously put in a request for a transfer and bitches aren’t doing shit until it comes through! They just can’t work together. The left one hates the right one and they both hate Kelly’s rotten apricot face.

It probably takes 2 body builders and a crane to put a bra on that chest. When they finally get a bra on her, it only holds for a quick minute before it snaps off and goes flying through the room. Those boobies do not want to be contained. They want off that bitch! Move this island!

Here’s more of Kelly’s rogue breasts with Laird Hamilton, Gabrielle Reece and their kid at an event in NYC last year.

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