Michelle Rodriguez must have not gotten her usual daily dose of twatty milk while at a friend’s four-day wedding in the Dominican Republic this weekend, because the dyke went “polar bear stalking” nuts!
Page Six says that at the welcome dinner, the bodybuilder bulldog pushed fully-clothed guests into the pool for jizz and giggles. WELCOME! Here’s a mouth full of chlorine. Yay! At the bachelorette party the next night, MRod got her peen lips in a twist over the stripper. She reportedly screamed that the wang dancer was “fat and had a small dick.” Before she stomped off to find a cunt to bump, she yelled, “This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me.”
MRod doesn’t like her dicks in size tiny. She likes her dicks turned inside out and pushed into the crotch with a fat clit attached.
MRod needs a career change! She needs to go from angry lezzie in movies to angry lezzie at weddings! Most of the weddings I have been to would’ve been so much better with a mouthy dyke going on about small dicks! MRod will work for Jack and snatch.