Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This celebrity couple’s pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife’s law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband’s long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple’s kid/s. It’s still not Nicole Kidman.(Blind Gossip)

These blind items better not let us down. Stepford Katie better run for the door and bring pictures of Will Smith fingering Tommy Girl’s Scientolohole with her.

This action/comedy star has some serious odor issues. On the set of his film which just wrapped, the studio has had to complete redo his trailer – new paint, floors, etc. Apparently the smell of B.O. was strong enough to curl anyone’s nose, and no amount of scrubbing could eradicate it. It’s not Matt Damon…or his BFF Ben for that matter. (BuzzFoto)

Matthew McConaughey, but I would think the delicious scent of his bong would drown out any body grossness.

This married, aging C list movie actress was the indie “it” actress long before Parker Posey. For the past six months she has been having an affair with a man on parole for killing his wife. (CDAN)

Lifetime has its next movie-of-the-week right here. And Jennifer Jason Leigh as the star?

Which rehabbed actor is back on the sauce? He just can’t keep his hands off the booze when he’s in L.A.! (Gatecrasher)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers? He’s got eyes that scream “white lines,” but maybe his poison is the sweet nectar?