Obviously, these two twats are getting dressed in two different closets in probably two different rooms! Matthew Broderick looks like a child toucher with a serious case of halitosis who charms you with his according playing and then offers you some candy from his jar. Meanwhile, Sarah Jessica Parker is looking like a Day-glo Disco My Little Pony left on the dusty backroom storage shelf of a Toys R Us in Indiana since the 80s. If these two faglets can’t even coordinate their outfits, how are they coordinating their genitals. They ain’t!
And SJP’s mug is looking especially filly-ish. Maybe she’s full of guilt for throwing Vadge off of her back. Aw. Nibble on a sugar cube and don’t be so hard on yourself, Pony. Any bitch would’ve tossed that roid beast off of them.
Here’s Faggy and Haggy at the premiere of Mary Stuart on Broadway last night.