You know how on basic TV and cable, they have to re-edit or re-dub poetic words like “cunt, fuck, shit” in movies? Well, this past weekend FX played Snakes on a Plane and had to find a way to turn Samuel Jackson’s line, “I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane” into something a little more prude-friendly. Watch the clip above to see what phrases they invented. The genius responsible for this mess was really smoking the good shiitake and loving their monkey fightin’ job!
They should do this to all movies!