We Know Who The Top Is

April 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Brooke Hogan proved that she’s one of the most skilled tuckers in the game while filming her new music video in Miami yesterday afternoon. Brooke let her dick down for a quick minute so that she could poke her new boyfriend, Stack$, in his peen catcher when he visited her on set. Yes, he goes by the name Stack$. That shit is about as hardcore as a fluffy kitten nibbling on a piece of pink cotton candy. Going by your Xbox360 Gamertag in real life is not a good idea.

Brooke and Stack$ (I can’t with that name) are seriously the “El Camino on cement blocks” version of Brit Brit and KFed. That says everything. Although, I have to give it to Brooke that she didn’t follow in the Hogan family tradition of licking the asshole of someone who looks a blood relative.

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