Morning Wood

April 20, 2009 / Posted by:

This reason the iPhone was invented (NSFW) – OMG Blog

Portia de Rossi is looking a little Hohan-ish in the face – I’m Not Obsessed

Couldn’t JTT have yanked his tongue away from his trick’s asshole to show up to the Home Improvement reunion at the TV Land Awards this weekend? – SOW

Kathy Griffin should quit doing this – Socialite Life

Chuck Norris should just stick to being the star of Chuck Norris facts and that’s it – Holy Moly!

Well, in MY country, I believe that dumb whores should keep their mouths shut – The Frisky

HoHan is back to peddling that snatch to the highest bidder – Celebitchy

Vadge has a chef who makes actual food that she eats?! Apparently, she does and he says she’s a shit mom – ICYDK

Two water-damaged leather bags engaging in a public display of barfness – Scandalist

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