Morning Wood
This reason the iPhone was invented (NSFW) – OMG Blog
Portia de Rossi is looking a little Hohan-ish in the face – I’m Not Obsessed
Couldn’t JTT have yanked his tongue away from his trick’s asshole to show up to the Home Improvement reunion at the TV Land Awards this weekend? – SOW
Kathy Griffin should quit doing this – Socialite Life
Chuck Norris should just stick to being the star of Chuck Norris facts and that’s it – Holy Moly!
Well, in MY country, I believe that dumb whores should keep their mouths shut – The Frisky
HoHan is back to peddling that snatch to the highest bidder – Celebitchy
Vadge has a chef who makes actual food that she eats?! Apparently, she does and he says she’s a shit mom – ICYDK
Two water-damaged leather bags engaging in a public display of barfness – Scandalist