How Many Pairs Of Spanx Did This Take?

April 20, 2009 / Posted by:

This is the first picture of Russell Crowe as Robin Hoody Hoo in Ridley Scott’s new version which also stars Cate Blanchett as Maid Marian. The costumers deserve a wet nipple pinch for holding Russell’s chunk down so he doesn’t look like a hongray hog trying to escape out of a wool sack. I never thought I’d every say this again this lifetime, but I’d let Russell shoot an apple of my donut hole with his arrow. Shoot a peen arrow through my no-no hoooole…

It’s also nice to see that Supercuts and L.A. Looks gel existed back in the oldey times.

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