Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Could it be that a certain former heartthrob has left his wife for someone of the same sex? Well, there are so many contenders for this one. In the past couple months, three guys on the down low have announced separations. The one we’re talking about, however, is a case of life imitating art since he’s played gay before – notoriously. Of course, this was before his marriage, before he got famous (well, kinda around the same time)…but after he was pushed back into the closet. What goes in, despite good intentions, must eventually come out. And in and out! (Billy Masters via Blind Gossip)

This one has Big Gay Willie written all over it, but he hasn’t announced that he’s quitting that lizard man he’s married too. I’ll still go with him and I’m sooo hoping he’s shacking up in Tommy Girl’s dungeon.

Here’s some hot gossip from over the weekend in Hollywood! These two exes were spotted smooching at a nightclub in WeHo. We guess the romance is back on? Glad to hear it, we liked these two together! It wasn’t LiLo. (BuzzFoto)

WeHo? See above. Or maybe Star Jones and Gay Al finally settled their disagreement over who looks better in a g-string bikini.

Which actor needs to give his nose a break? His coke-heavy ‘model parties’ have already sent him to the hospital once recently, but he can’t stop being host to starlets. (Star Magazine Via Blind Gossip)

Josh “I Drank Third World Water” Hartnett?

Which teen-favorite international actor, who avoids gay rumors but never seems to have a girlfriend, has fallen in love with his own stunt double? It would be the perfect relationship for an actor (falling in love with a version of himself), except the object of his affections is straight. (Ben Widdicombe via CDAN)

I have two guesses: DanRad or RPattz? If it’s RPattz and the world finds out, we will soon all be covered in the remnants of a million exploding vaginas.