Afternoon Crumbs

April 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Jason Statham has the right idea. Whenever I lose feeling in my derriere, I just hook that shit up to a car battery and scream, “Give it gaaaas!” – Towleroad

Joss Stone’s hippie crotch at Coachella – Hollywood Tuna

The sky blue, Blohan is orange and Halle Berry is still gorgeous…even with that hair – Just Jared

Jakey’s beard looking as exciting as a bowl of stale grits – Popsugar

Angels would rip out their own wings for these elegant breasts (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The only thing that would make this better for purdy Zac Efron is if Leo DiCaprio was sitting on his lap with a bronzer stick in his mouth – Lainey Gossip

Seriously, is this Jessica Biel movie going straight to Spice? – Egotastic!

Behold my new house! – Cityrag

The worst idea for a reality show since Keeping Up with the KardashiansONTD

MiserAlba is smiling, but her crotch looks like its frowning – Hollywood Rag

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