Vadge Fell Of A Horse

Vadge was galloping through Steven Klein’s South Hampton, NY estate on a horse yesterday when the paps jumped out of the bushes to get a picture of the two. Obviously, the horse didn’t want to be photographed with Vadge on his back, so he threw her ass off!

Vadge got fucked up just a bit and had to be shuttled off to a nearby hospital. Lucky for her ass, Vadge was wearing a helmet and riding gear at the time. Vadge’s spokesbitch said the hospital released her after treating her for minor injuries bruises. She will be fine.

Her spokesbitch issued this statement: “The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer, who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend. Madonna will be having further tests and will continue to remain under observation by doctors.”

This isn’t Vadge’s first time at the “Dropped By A Horse Rodeo,” back in 2005 she broke a ton of ole’ bones after falling off a horse in England. Damn that Osteoporosis!

So, basically, horseys don’t like Vadge very much. Maybe she should start riding something a little closer to the ground. Giant bunny rabbits? Elderly Mastiffs? Morbidly obese pigs? Naw, none of those animals would appreciate a giant roid wart on their back. Vadge should play it safe from now on and stick to riding Baby Jesuses.

Source: UsWeekly