Hot Sluts Of The Day!

April 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Caroline & Steve Cartwright – 47-year-old Caroline was rewarded (hey, it’s an honor) with an ASBO (Anti-Social Behavior Order) banning in the UK after she made her neighbors’ lives utter hell with her loud ass screams of passion during fucky times with her husband. I’m sure you want to give Caroline and Steve another ASBO for the visuals that were just created in your head.

Several neighbors, even a partially deaf one, said they had not a good night’s sleep in two years, because of the couples’ moans. After warning the couple several times and receiving nearly 25 complaints, Environmental Health officers set up a recording system next door. They recorded Steve and Caroline’s cats in heat screeches over 23 times. The judge found Caroline guilty of assault with a deadly orgasm scream. She was fined £200. Caroline still doesn’t understand why she’s being punished. She told the Daily Mail, “I can’t understand why people ask me to be quiet. It’s normal to me.”

If the neighbors think they have it bad, what about those tortured stuffed animals on that elegant plastic end table in the picture above? They are permanently frozen with fear!

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