The Alcohol Industry In The UK Is In Danger

April 17, 2009 / Posted by:

What happens to Kate Moss when she stops drinking alcohol? Does she turn into a Gremlin? Does her overworked liver take the opportunity to finally quit that bitch? Will the alcohol industry request a bail out? Well, whatever happens, we’re about to find out, because Kate Moss is off the sweet sweet nectar after she got a fungal infection on one of her feet. No, she didn’t stick her toe in the wrong asshole, she claims she picked it up during a janky manicure in New York. Kate is now on antibiotics so she isn’t allowed to drink a drop of booze.

A friend told The Sun, “She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon. She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer.”

More like she gave a fungal infection to the cheap salon. We’re all friends here, let’s be honest. But I really feel for Kate. She can’t show off snaggle claws and she can’t drink any delicious life juice. It’s a good thing she has another foot, so she can still inject the bad shit in between her toes. I knew there was a reason God gave us two feet!

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