These nut-tingling pictures of purdy Zac Efron didn’t make it into his GQ spread, but I’m sure the picture above will make it into thousands of Photoshop programs where a giant peen will replace that parking meter (I’m talking to you, Tommy Girl). Actually, Zac probably Photoshopped a couple of versions himself. One with an enormous concealer stick and the another with Leonardo DiCaprio’s head since he basically wants to swallow him whole.
And no matter how hard they try to make his hair look like Robert Pattinson’s magical forest, no unicorns will ever frolic in there! Unicorns don’t like the smell of pressed powder!