Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 17, 2009 / Posted by:

This B list television comic actor was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined everytime and said she was faithful to her very talented celebrity significant other. (CDAN)

Shit, I would’ve done it for 20 chicken wings from Popeye’s! Okay, for 2 wings. My guess is Charlie Sheen, Heidi Klum and Seal? Charlie doesn’t care about a little thing called “baby in the womb.”

This D list movie and television actress with A+ list name recognition keeps auditioning for teenage and early 20’s acting roles. The problem she hasn’t realized yet is that all the meth she keeps consuming is making her look 40 and as a consequence hears one no after another for decent roles. Producers don’t want to tell her that though for fear of making her angry or upset which could be very bad for future business. (CDAN)

Bloooooooooooooohan? But could very well be Mischa Barton too.

This young and pretty television actress is a pro on the set. Always on time. Always know her lines. But that may not last long. She has started drinking on a regular basis. It doesn’t take a party for her to pour a little something extra into her beverages. A shot in the afternoon coffee, some vodka in the water bottle. Girl, you’re not hiding it as well as you think. Please get help. (Blind Gosssip)

One the tricks from Gossip Girl? I’m going to guess Blake Lively or Little Jenny? And vodka with coffee is nast. Bitch, use some Bailey’s, whisky or a little rum. Don’t be sick!

Women aren’t the only ones who are occasionally in denial about their age. This West Coast actor in the forty-ish range is planning on playing a teenager in his next film. No, it’s not like one of those “Big” or “17 Again” scenarios, where the character knows he is one age but is pretending to be another. This actor really thinks he can still pass for a teenager. Those around him won’t tell him to his face that they think he will look like a fool trying to play a character twenty plus years younger, but they sure are talking about it behind his back. Dude, get a clue. (Blind Gossip)

Please let it be Tommy Girl! Please! And please it be for the title role in the remake of Teen Witch!

Which rap titan sweats so profusely during shows that even hard-core female fans won’t go near him until he changes? (Gatecrasher)

Diddy? It’s just his body self-moisturizing the sexy.

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