Now that the teddy bear version of Little Voice is a worldwide star, shit from her past is creeping out. No, not sexy lingerie pictures of her holding Pebbles. Old recordings! This is a recording Susan Boyle did back in 1999 of “Cry Me A River.” Unfortunately, it’s not the Justin Timberlake “Cry Me A River.” That would’ve made my pepperoni Hot Pocket taste so much more delicious.
Now that we have a new Susan Boyle recording to slobber over, can she stop singing “I Dreamed a Dream” now? That song has been playing on a loop inside of my head for the past few days. It’s making me want to dramatically die into someone’s arms. I dreamed a dream I never had to hear that damn song again!
And Suz, please get to work on your version of Justin Timerblake’s “Cry Me A River.”