Yodelayheehoo! Heidi Klum Might Be Knocked Up

April 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I guess Seal’s peen kissed Heidi Klum’s rose (sorry), because she’s got one of those baby things in her womb again! That’s what sources close to the couple say anyway. According to E!, Heidi’s baby has been cooking for around 4 months.

This baby friend will be her fourth child and her third with Seal. They already have two sons with reaaaaaaallly long names, 3-year-old Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel and 2-year-old Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. Damn, my eyeballs are heaving and shit from reading those two hundred mile long names. Heidi’s 4-year-old daughter with Italian money bags Flavio Briatore has a much shorter name, Helene Klum. Do you think Leni feels inadequate with such a short name?

The seventh season of Project Runway will start shooting this summer, so Heidi will be really fat in all of the episodes. Oh, I can’t wait for the maternity challenge, because you know it’s coming. I hope they make the contestants use diapers as fabric and OctoMommy can be a judge.

Anyway, congrats to these fuck fiends! Heidi should remember to save her baby’s placenta for a little placentaschnitzel.

Here’s Heidi with her kids in NYC yesterday.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Duggars, Heidi Klum, Knocked Up

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