There really is a God and its name is Vh1, because my prayers have really paid off! Vh1 has announced that the greatest thing to ever happen to American Idol (next to Simon’s chichis), Fantasia, will star in a reality show that will debut in 2010. Everybody wind your clocks forward really fast simultaneously, so 2010 can come sooner! Seriously, not since Being Bobby Brown….
The show will follow Fantasia as she dodges calls from collectors and fights with check cashing cashiers. You know, just a day in the life. This is the kind of show that was made just for drinking games! Every time they show Fantasia’s bawling pits, you have to take a shot of Malibu and passion fruit Jello (I’ve really had that).
Seriously, my Tivo is even jizzing itself over this soon-to-be epic mess!
Fantasia’s reality show will be brought to you by panty liners and Rosetta Stone.