The Mug Shots Of Domino’s Greatest Employees

April 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The two foolios who posted videos on YouTube of themselves doing gross things to the food at Domino’s were arrested and charged with distributing prohibited foods. That’s just legal talk for “ass queefing on pepperoni.” The po-po in Conover, NC said 32-year-old Michael Setzer already was released on bail, but 31-year-old Kristy Hammonds is still marinating in a cell.

Kristy needed to spend more quality time with those jerked up eyebrows and less time videotaping ole’ boy effing his nostril with a piece of cheese before placing it on a sub. Seriously, the face should not have two different eyebrows. I know meth probably made the one on the left more spazzy, but a few plucks and a swipe from a Sharpie would fix that! I hope that while Kristy is sitting in a cell, she thinks long and hard about the pain she caused her eyebrows. Oh yeah, and she should also think about how drizzling butt air on people’s food isn’t right. Yeah, that’s not good.

Source: AP

Tags: Dumbasses, Eyebrow Situation, Gross, Hot Slut of the Day, Mug Shots, Uncomfortable

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