The people of Turkey now have something to cleanse the shame off of them after a drunken night of sucking strange peens in the bathrooms of raggedy bars. Nothing makes you laugh to keep from crying quite like an episode of The Golden Girls and now Turkey has their very own!
Variety says Turkey will air a 13-part mini-series of our beloved national treasure. The cast is above and I bet you a store-bought cheesecake that you can’t name who is playing who.
Clockwise from left: Hulya Kocyigit is DOROTHY! Nevra Serezli is my personal hero BLANCHE! Fatma Girik is SOPHIA! Turkan Soray is ROSE!
Yes, that sex pot with those “come bite my nipple” eyes is playing sweet little Rose! And that woman who looks like she knows the way to St. Olaf is playing big whore Blanche! You know, I think this is going to make the Turkish version of GG even weirder which makes it better.
When it finishes airing in Turkey, please put it on the next jet to America!